guys seriously how fucking shocked were you the first time you saw hors d'oeuvres written out— s*d (@06fordexplorer) July 26, 2020
I'd be way more interested in reading a reported feature on this kid's education than 99% of the "Parenting in the midst of COVID" takes. https://t.co/GcEvuTNHfi— Joseph Flaherty (@josephflaherty) July 31, 2020
Oh no. pic.twitter.com/A93UysbBh8— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) July 31, 2020
Guys should I spend $12000 to make a movie with B actors entirely through Cameo?— Robby Slowik (@RobbySlowik) July 31, 2020
my main piece of relationship advice is to find someone who is not online like you are. that's my number one wisdom.— LB Hunktears (@hunktears) July 29, 2020
the reason the kennedys are famous is because up until that point they were the most attractive people from ireland. when jfk first came into the scene newspapers people that he was the product of black magic or a swede in disguise. nobody had ever seen an irish six before.— Andrew Durso (@andrew_durso) July 29, 2020
— Joe Kushner (@JoeGKushner) July 28, 2020
The best visual gag is Davy Jones in his bucket with a trail of other buckets behind him. pic.twitter.com/TD72PQWgjz— HeadCleb Maher (@ClebMaher) July 29, 2020
I'd seen GHOSTBUSTERS countless times before but only just noticed this. Watch Egon. pic.twitter.com/eYCcJozkXL— Austin Vashaw (@VforVashaw) November 1, 2016
Paragraphs: an elegant weapon for a more civilised age...— 🏴odaiwai😷🏴 (@ngon1daai6wai6) July 29, 2020
— Amrith Shanbhag ✊🏽 (@amrith) July 29, 2020
I have altered your sofa. Pray I don't alter it any further. pic.twitter.com/aWYQKgZcQw— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) May 10, 2017
This stork couple celebrate their first egg....(sound on)— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) July 30, 2020
🎥 https://t.co/cg2qt1S0Dl pic.twitter.com/a3AYb0VZ4T
Zuberi the hornbill went on a seal quest pic.twitter.com/p5qNY6Eozq— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) July 30, 2020
my husband and I tried to take pics of our rings and our dog didn’t want to feel left out???? pic.twitter.com/pAQVLEmwBo— Shon (@shonwashed) July 28, 2020
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