[house of mirrors]— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 30, 2018
VAMPIRE: *thump* god *thump* dammit *thump* what *thump* is this *thump*
we are looking at this radish body pillow i've fallen in love with and the selling points are destroying me pic.twitter.com/xsHMsPfNhb— hope dibby (@bonnieventure) September 1, 2018
Get you a friend like @HollyBradshawPV that not only lets you borrow her husband as a coach, but consoles you when your nail breaks mid competition đđ #therealmvp pic.twitter.com/vvkLEasoQx— Katie Nageotte (@ktnago13) August 31, 2018
i used a 20 to get my metro card and it gave me mother fucking gold coins like i’m a god dam medieval merchant jingling down the fucking road, i have to buy a fucking leather pouch. i feel like an asshole pic.twitter.com/gHO1zsUxIh— đđđđđđ đđđđđđđ đđđđđđ (@urvillageidiot) August 30, 2018
when someone tries to get to know me pic.twitter.com/3ah5xqxfpk— riri (@jewellnoelxo) August 31, 2018
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up. pic.twitter.com/5OTf5aR4vm— JÎVH M (@Jevholution) September 3, 2018
Shout-out to the Danish intelligence services for bringing some fun and entertainment to Cold War espionage pic.twitter.com/otB1FSJhEn— Robbie Gramer (@RobbieGramer) September 2, 2018
I see your Lilo dancing meme and raise with an unabashed dancing mom humiliating her teen sons pic.twitter.com/1pWEB9C6B9— Maureen O'Connor (@maureenoco) September 2, 2018
Movie idea: an actress gets kidnapped and all the women who played her mom form a team to find her— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) September 2, 2018
in 2007 if you wore a long sleeve t-shirt under a regular t-shirt it meant that you liked music— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) September 2, 2018