Seeing a lot of height slander thrown around today & just wanna remind y’all that MLK was 5’7” while 45 is 6’3” thank you have a good day— A West (@ayyy_west) February 28, 2019
politics is like a bird. you’ve got a left wing and you’ve got a right wing. you never see a bird with just a strong left wing and a tiny right wing. that is why we can’t have healthcare— Dollars Horton Official (@crushingbort) February 28, 2019
I enjoyed this Tumblr post: pic.twitter.com/vQQ1Ld2zYV— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) February 28, 2019
Did I miss the part of the New Testament where Jesus sassily drops the mic pic.twitter.com/LT2ejRJnRN— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) February 28, 2019
me: most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won’t satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all— marqydoodoo (@markydoodoo) February 28, 2019
therapist: can we go back to discussing your childhood
me: one sec
I'll never forget when PEOPLE included two of the three Jonas Brothers in their sexiest man alive issue.— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) February 28, 2019
If the Jonas Brothers can make a comeback then so can my GPA.— Jeremy Solis (@TheJeremySolis) February 28, 2019
— Perfectly Cut Screams (@AAAAAGGHHHH) February 26, 2019
I stand by my deep belief that Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins should get a season of Dr Who wherein it’s never revealed who’s the Dr and who’s the companion.— tom fowler (@tomfowlerbug) February 27, 2019
Never forget Boozer punch on a ref pic.twitter.com/pV3RXWh92z— Ⓜ️arcusD ᴿᴵᴾ ᴹᵃʳᶜᵘˢᴰ² (@_MarcusD3_) February 28, 2019