Poncho the police dog performs CPR to save his partner officer. This is the most adorable CPR performance I've ever seen! pic.twitter.com/rc0FB7Mn2h— Medical Shots (@TheMedicalShots) March 10, 2019
A person clearly put it there, and there's only one person this diabolical: the Jared Leto Joker https://t.co/MycztschPw— Tom Gara (@tomgara) March 12, 2019
I’m not a regular hetero, I’m a pic.twitter.com/8JZGRyguiD— Marx Sister (@moonshinemaude) March 12, 2019
There should be a big banner at the very top of Twitter on days when new scammer stories drop. They should proclaim: "CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A SCAMMER DAY!" https://t.co/mjIobk7SRi— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) March 12, 2019
I click every ad I see on Facebook for weird pants in an effort to train Facebook to show me the weirdest pants. I think it's finally starting to pay off: pic.twitter.com/nS1oMl1Mv7— olivia colman's oscar (@defundpoppunk) March 12, 2019
This bar doesn’t have check presenters, so they give you your tab in romance novels. Respect. pic.twitter.com/SOglU7rBM0— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) March 12, 2019
OK, this is cute: https://t.co/9krvo6BBav pic.twitter.com/BU4tUi6pqu— Simon Carless (@simoncarless) March 13, 2019
Have you ever seen such a vague @NYCTSubway poster? “Service may end early each evening”?!? @A_W_Gordon @2AvSagas pic.twitter.com/YKPTOOcBpl— UWS Cyclist (@uws_cyclist) March 13, 2019
1993 / 2019 pic.twitter.com/girtVSkX0j— Gerardo Sifuentes (@Sifuentes) March 12, 2019
he nods towards the puddle at the end of this as if he’s saying “you not coming in?” lmao pic.twitter.com/5a0Z9LDfj9— gary (@MichaelCeraVEVO) March 12, 2019
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