theresa may was cursed by a witch to die seven days after brexit, so she will delay it as long as possible to prolong her liminal state of un-life https://t.co/7XAgbNOWXG— infamous homophil(e)ologist (@thauma_idesthai) March 27, 2019
Did... did a frog illustrate this book pic.twitter.com/wUo9zivxpm— Christopher Ingraham (@_cingraham) March 29, 2019
We also have a hide and seek champion in our midst pic.twitter.com/CKs85EkU41— Brian Schmid (@SchmanthonyP) March 30, 2019
our puppy learned to deadweight whenever she doesn’t want to leave the park, or go to bed pic.twitter.com/kT8gF2JpMP— barbara bourland (@babsbourland) March 30, 2019
When you’ve been sitting behind home plate at Jays games for years and aren’t shook by foul balls. pic.twitter.com/3OHxDFvpiv— Sid Seixeiro (@Sid_Seixeiro) March 30, 2019
Ever since I saw this shirt I’ve been nodding to myself and saying “new tast” https://t.co/wSG4gg3nKm pic.twitter.com/sKhbXKh6we— chris person (@Papapishu) March 30, 2019
My friend got dumped last night and this morning we had a group facetime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and it was about two hours of going through what garbage this man is. At one point I said NASA is still looking for his hairline— 🌺 (@FWheezyy) March 30, 2019
And now they're back together
Your mom is a genius https://t.co/gKI9Y37XFs— Zerlina Maxwell (@ZerlinaMaxwell) March 31, 2019
Apparently, Sucralose was discovered when one researcher asked another to "test" a chlorinated sugar compound, but they misheard and tasted it instead.. pic.twitter.com/eJY4luZCzh— METKIS (@metkis) March 23, 2019
Sally Ride: "The engineers at NASA, in their infinite wisdom, decided that women astronauts would want makeup - so they designed a makeup kit... You can just imagine the discussions amongst the predominantly male engineers about what should go in a makeup kit." #RideOn #Classof78 pic.twitter.com/dNZ51cWELH— NASA History Office (@NASAhistory) January 16, 2018
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