roman senators today on march 15th, 44 BC pic.twitter.com/99XYAEsnCY— f thot fitzgerald (@dracomallfoys) March 15, 2019
On this day in 44 BC, the Roman Senate cancelled Julius Caesar.— Matt Ford (@fordm) March 15, 2019
Mike Watkins got tossed but PSU's ass't coach tried to stop him 🤣 pic.twitter.com/DAv8JwZRVp— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 15, 2019
Park in China: people lining up with their kids to see... excavator digging a hole 🤷🏻♂️pic.twitter.com/PiKH6Q4uGH— Carl Zha (@CarlZha) March 15, 2019
The librarians are getting aggressive pic.twitter.com/ezuc9TMDoi— your girl katie bee (@gumball_eyes) March 14, 2019
After 8 years of desperately trying to drive users to Google+, Google finds that teens are using Google Docs as a hot new social media platform. https://t.co/4CSvYQaj7a pic.twitter.com/FIfmaA1NTV— Doctor Popular (@DocPop) March 14, 2019
Let’s open a pack of 1994 Topps Nancy Kerrigan cards. pic.twitter.com/ChgL1mE0hu— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) March 15, 2019
you know, 24 years and a dozen or so social media platforms later, the once-terrifying tagline for The Net seems... kind of calming? pic.twitter.com/klOO3YLBTw— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) March 15, 2019
My two resident crows have learnt that when the cat mews at the kitchen door, I come out to feed him, and they get the scraps. So they have learnt how to mew also. It is EERIE (and hilarious). https://t.co/sBL1owJaPm— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) March 15, 2019
[job interview]— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) March 15, 2019
willy wonka: what experience do you have hiding bodies
oompa loompa: i'm sorry i was told this was for a factory position
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