Leila shot her shot in front of the whole second grade class and that’s more balls than I’ll ever have pic.twitter.com/o0BG2XzInr— kt (@Kateyyx0) March 27, 2019
...Cap goes to his bedroom and turns on the TV, sees "Property Brother" (much more crying)— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) March 27, 2019
In the MCU, there's a 10 part Netflix documentary about the disappearance of Peter Quill in 1988.— ✨ Hamish Ridley-Steele ✨ (@hamishsteele) March 29, 2019
I would like to open a flower shop called “What in Carnation”— nina sabak aging backwards (@ninasabak) March 29, 2019
Insanely powerful vibes coming from this divorce photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/gtegCygnhl— The Big Guy (@TSSteinbacher) March 29, 2019
These are all real Telegraph columnists pic.twitter.com/Re4eyvsIdl— Mr Richard Miller (@MrRichardMiller) March 29, 2019
Manu's kids pic.twitter.com/qA7YUZD0wT— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 29, 2019
Aggie fans have to appreciate the level of 'hate' the @aggietrk team is displaying at the Texas Relays. Nearly every A&M Athlete has their number turned upside down so the 'Horns' are pointing down! https://t.co/5n4WTI1wS7— Darryl Bruffett (@DarrylBruffett) March 29, 2019
you know that stephen king quote, where he describes terror as feeling that everything in your home has been replaced by a nearly identical substitute? well, unrelatedly, my landlord apparently replaced all my light switches with slightly different ones while i was at work today— alex (@betterbecoffee) March 29, 2019
And let us never forget the time Agnes Varda sent a cardboard cutout of herself to the Oscars nominee luncheon. pic.twitter.com/3UcDwsgdNw— Doug Jamieson (@itsdougjam) March 29, 2019
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