Tonight I found out that one of my friends got arrested back in the day when she was 21 and the lady let her use her phone for one phone call and instead she used her phone to MAKE A VINE i am dead pic.twitter.com/21IEwWfUpi— Laurashev (@LauraShevy) February 28, 2019
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions pic.twitter.com/alwARBZ3K6— Melissa (@xomelizza) March 1, 2019
TRAIN: I think I can, I think I can— Jill la Jill (@JillianKarger) March 3, 2019
TRAIN PASSENGER: what the fuck is happening
That thing of wanting to DM your partner a funny tweet but they are in another room in a protracted struggle w your more difficult child and you don't want to advertise that your situation is allowing you to be all insouciant and on your phone 😂— Evie Ebert (@ohevie) March 3, 2019
— zander (@alezander) March 3, 2019
Omg I just realized how cute it is that pirates call their friends their hearties 😍— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) March 2, 2019
CB Lonnie Johnson of Kentucky said the #Seahawks put him in a staring contest lasting "15, 16 seconds" during his formal interview with them. Said he won. Couldn't recall the name of who he went against.#NFLCombine— Chase Goodbread (@ChaseGoodbread) March 3, 2019
oh. my. pic.twitter.com/7RtzBIoHYu— Luka Kladaric (@kll) March 1, 2019
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for March 04, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/ZbdlexuWqT— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) March 4, 2019
My Damn dog jumped into the McDonald’s drive through 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂 KILO !! pic.twitter.com/Szqd3EPcT7— ⚰️4L (@KINGTAZDME) March 3, 2019
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