This is how I want to be displayed at my funeral pic.twitter.com/WmtR4HzvEB— Brady Barnhart (@itsmeBradyB) March 4, 2019
Looks like the Turkey Cartel tried to put a hit on this guy pic.twitter.com/LUY7x1BTBD— YP🦈 (@YoungPageviews) March 6, 2019
36. sprinkling joy pic.twitter.com/2qO3NjyrUj— Your🐧Friend🐥Thaum! (@ThaumPenguin) March 3, 2019
me on ellen— ♛ Lina Claire ♛ (@UnifierLyone) March 4, 2019
ellen: so i heard you love the great old ones
me: yeah
(the studio trembles as it is approached by forms we cannot comprehend)
me: o m g ellen you didn’t
I didn’t vet this so salt well, but I’m told an autograph collector presented a SHATTERHAND logo to Barbara Broccoli for signing, and she wrote this. #Bond25 pic.twitter.com/JPEzn8kXmT— Phil Nobile Jr. (@PhilNobileJr) March 4, 2019
— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) March 4, 2019
Lakers’ season in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/iICESwTnWF— GlassHalfFultz (@pickuphoop) March 3, 2019
i stared into the abyss and the abyss told me it wasnt looking for anything serious rn— jaboukie (@jaboukie) March 4, 2019
I would like to be Ratatouilled. where's the rat who's good at my job— crân-buri-ghân (@bromanconsul) March 5, 2019
got her nails did and now she don’t know how to act pic.twitter.com/zSwoDUT0bI— virgin who cant drive (@_littlenest) March 3, 2019
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