— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) September 17, 2019
Our holiday card pretty well sums up the dynamics in our household pic.twitter.com/YZJMW1QozJ— Tina Bork (@tina_bork) September 18, 2019
i don’t like the person i become when i’m tracking a ups package— daddy long legs xx (@ELLASCHU) September 15, 2019
The Cowboys' tweet about releasing a player was sponsored by LG Electronics. Jerry Jones is wild. π https://t.co/eqEAojQja8— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) September 18, 2019
Sam Darnold “Out Indefinitely” Generator https://t.co/odKk5wWCX9 pic.twitter.com/6ajPJd6Woy— Burke Communications (@BurkeComms) September 18, 2019
What people think going viral is like: Fame, accolades, money, The Ellen Show, jobs— Kendraπ΄☠️ (@kendrawcandraw) September 18, 2019
What going viral actually is like: The birds from the movie The Birds
Tom Holland is Lili https://t.co/4dsqhtfuvM— Kirby Enthusiasm (@TheBestKirby) September 18, 2019
Just sitting around, trying to think of how I could do enough damage to the nation or culture to get on Dancing With The Stars— ObamaNetflixHat (@Popehat) September 18, 2019
It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.— Jason (@longwall26) November 24, 2013
I’m dying. pic.twitter.com/BIVXd5OXW5— Sean Kent (@seankent) September 18, 2019
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