when your mom makes you get up to help out when you’re at someones house but everything’s already being handled pic.twitter.com/E6SNHuBd2e— noor | نور (@nooriek_) September 17, 2019
me at your social event pic.twitter.com/nBun0oohq4— joe (@mutablejoe) September 18, 2019
Just wanna debut this Video of my cat hitting herself with her tail pic.twitter.com/OhmB232vRX— jess 🌿 stan loona (@loonaproducer) September 16, 2019
When my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork and pretend she’s in jail. It heals me spiritually— rumen (@rumenoodles) September 17, 2019
Bro check this out 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/yhPeuTESfF— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctvidiots) September 17, 2019
literally FOUR different people at this restaurant of increasingly high rank have come by to introduce themselves & make sure everyone at our table is enjoying our meal, and that is how i know they have mistaken my dad for Bill Gates again— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) September 18, 2019
What's this about a Juul ban? pic.twitter.com/OYwY1CEb0H— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) September 18, 2019
Good afternoon to my dude in the Ray Finkle jersey and nobody else pic.twitter.com/dDG8XJklF9— Kyle (@kylef) September 19, 2019
I just realized that Sylvester Stallone is older in RAMBO: LAST BLOOD than Estelle Getty was in STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT. pic.twitter.com/pdZ8JUJtBh— The Bibbs of Yucca Flats (@WilliamBibbiani) September 19, 2019
Listing “never wore blackface” as one of my skills on LinkedIn.— the artist unfortunately known as (@babadookspinoza) September 19, 2019
No one knows exactly why otters do this — but it's completely mesmerizing. pic.twitter.com/QadqDOfbaz— The Dodo (@dodo) August 5, 2017
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