— SHANE (@shane_reaction_) September 13, 2019
Anubis? pic.twitter.com/60Yn0wH9zd— Lladini (@lladini) September 14, 2019
Moscow mayor’s office says almost 700 vehicles taking part in this year’s not weird Parade of City Services Vehicles. pic.twitter.com/M4cpl2UwwD— Lucian Kim (@Lucian_Kim) September 14, 2019
im losing my shit pic.twitter.com/WIUareLLA2— christ priestman (@graviticfIux) September 14, 2019
had a nightmare that someone was profiling me for a magazine— Amanda Hess (@amandahess) September 13, 2019
But all the time, he's looking back at you, waiting and wagging his tail and making sure you both know it's a game and everyone is happy and having fun— AlexWattsEsq (@AlexWattsEsq) September 13, 2019
The scariest Horror Nights maze so far is navigating the walkways absolutely chock full of vlogging influencers— Jenny Nicholson @ Halloween (@JennyENicholson) September 13, 2019
My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night pic.twitter.com/7NFydTqRQk— Gordi 🌻 (@gordihyena) September 14, 2019
— Darryl Mott (@Abstruse) September 13, 2019
A few weeks ago, I tried to literally bore my 3yo to sleep by telling him everything I knew about nuclear and particle physics. It's a fair bit, it was my speciality once. Every night since then, as he's falling asleep, his little voice pipes up: "tell me about atoms daddy."— Jason Heeris & 1247 others (@detly) September 12, 2019
Everytime they stopped another treat was proffered. What a delightful sight this morning. pic.twitter.com/vTpNK0ZXIF— Officer Edith (@OfficerEdith) September 16, 2019
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