Hi, it me pic.twitter.com/x9NGYQMAhQ— Rob (@Glitterbeard_) September 13, 2019
Cassie’s ability to end this Airbnb review on any sort of positive note is a feat. pic.twitter.com/Bgv0FMk7yz— Hot Bottom Autumn (@Peteyville) September 12, 2019
This is genius pic.twitter.com/2RFKQCCxMc— Emeka (@emekanu) September 12, 2019
Once I slept with a guy who I had talked about Jeffrey Dahmer with apparently a lot in the hours leading up to sex, and when I left afterwards he said, sarcastically, "You gotta get home and write about Dahmer?" I said, "Yes. I DO."— Sarah Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) September 13, 2019
This reminds me of the time my mom thought my sister was a lesbian and we realized she didn’t know what a hipster was.— Elizabeth Harper (@CadaverFormosus) September 13, 2019
the dream of every intellectual is to eat a cozy dinner at a nice restaurant while imagining they are persecuted for having dangerous ideas— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) September 13, 2019
EVERYBODY LISTEN UP— Effie Seiberg (@effies) September 13, 2019
COMBAT JUGGLING IS A THING pic.twitter.com/rApGjzf2A1
Your new favourite band. pic.twitter.com/B0QeBJ2b3U— potluck miscreant 🍲🍀👺 (@BinAnimals) September 6, 2017
This poster from Hong Kong is supposed to be ‘loving’ and ‘tender’, personally I think it looks menacing, like an image from a Japanese horror movie! Even the lighting and colour palette is depressing! pic.twitter.com/bbURNFLMYM— PatrickSFord (@ps_ford) September 13, 2019
You can all stop liking and retweeting this now.— Tom Walton (@edgeblend) September 14, 2019
Why hasn’t anyone shown me this video 🤣💀😩 pic.twitter.com/ROCsQqaqij— ale☼̇ (@alessandrajijon) September 14, 2019
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