This is a weird tweet to type but the Petting Zoo scheduled for @ArizonaSoccer tonight just called.The goats & sheep escaped at a previous event and are currently being chased through the streets of Tucson.— Arizona Athletics (@AZATHLETICS) September 21, 2019
The zoo is still happening?May be postponed a bit..?This is all we know.
"no, Mr Bond, I expect you to die" pic.twitter.com/X1Ym0XdONK— John (@johntruman_) September 19, 2019
Pentagon might want to rethink using Periscope for their next "we're sending troops into the Middle East" presser. pic.twitter.com/s0WBjBIQVB— Aaron Mehta (@AaronMehta) September 20, 2019
The way you talk about the Eagles really gives off this energy pic.twitter.com/rTofHnEHx6— Asher Mercer (@urban_asher) September 20, 2019
I'm out of the loop but reading this made me laugh more than it should have:— Bart Auringer (@ShivaX51) September 20, 2019
"THE COURT: I mean, people post pictures of their cat on Facebook, and I like them, you know, I hit like. I'm not in a conspiracy with that person because I liked their cat photo."
If you read a whole issue of The New Yorker before the next one arrives, you win and they stop sending them— Tim Coe 👻 (@shakespeherian) September 20, 2019
a boy constantly making jokes about podcasters is the first warning sign that he’s going to start a podcast......everyone should be aware of this please signal boost— oatly barista blend sommelier (@BUGPOSTING) September 20, 2019
Please don't get shot trying to invade Area 51. They know your tactics.#Area51storm pic.twitter.com/qagm1T7sEf— cowbeef (@cowbeef) September 20, 2019
😂 I'm done 😂😂😂 The way he runs past the camera is too good 😂🤣😂 #Area51storm #Area51 pic.twitter.com/7C7kkymA1a— PixelSoloQ 🚀 (@PixelSoloQ) September 20, 2019
.@ByLizSawyer and I were in California recently and met a woman wearing an #Area51 hat. She said she was going to storm the base and that her son-in-law works in the air force. Said it was win-win for both of them since she had chance to see aliens and he had excuse to shoot her.— Aaron Lavinsky (@ADLavinsky) September 20, 2019
My cousin got stuck at school bc the roads were flooded and my Tia really sent everyone in horses to pick her up. Why is that so cute 😂 pic.twitter.com/ozXS7SxfP9— Joanne (@jojocobos) September 19, 2019
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