we should probably stop calling the verified checkmark blue. the checkmark is white— Mollkshake Duck (@ilikemints) September 22, 2019
A show on HGTV called "YUCK!" where I walk through people's homes and point out things I don't like and then leave.— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) February 9, 2014
Scenario:— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) September 20, 2019
Tomorrow you're forced to switch your career to writing niche erotica novels for sale on kindle. What niche genre has life prepared you to produce?
"She began to open her blouse, but then doubt set in."— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) September 20, 2019
This is just excellent writing. pic.twitter.com/WEbyoXPsBU— Will Sloan, the 6ix Dad (@WillSloanEsq) September 21, 2019
you either die a hero or live long enough to have your teenage daughter refer to Winona Ryder only as "Will's Mom"— Andrew Otis Weiss (@ThatWeissGuy) September 22, 2019
You know what, I respect someone who sets a small but achievable goal and reaches it pic.twitter.com/m4d07cEJwc— quadrilateral ntm (@qntm) September 22, 2019
An escape room where you pay, and they lead you down a hallway to what appears to be one of a set of rooms, but when you go through the door you're just back on the street. The door locks behind you. You spend the rest of your life wondering if you're still in the escape room— mcc (@mcclure111) September 22, 2019
i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt— m3aruf (@m3aruf) September 20, 2019
Who says sportswriting isn’t dangerous? @ghamp2 fouls 2nd pitch of game into my laptop. The machine got its revenge though, taking a gouge outta the ball. @Rockies @Dodgers pic.twitter.com/lGeTLVTCGg— Beth Harris (@bethharrisap) September 22, 2019
A very fluffy dog eluding defenders and making a threatening run towards into the box pic.twitter.com/WZBzWPsOap— Footballers with animals (@ftbllrswanimals) August 26, 2019
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