left my multivitamins in the car and they melted together. not gonna waste them so i’m gonna take tiny bites out of it everyday and hopefully not overdose pic.twitter.com/XX3wSqzr7N— Steven Lam (@steven_lams) September 18, 2019
1) I love this story. 2) I mean really in the grand scheme of things this sounds like a pretty decent Grindr appointment. 3) Great use of “appointment.” 4) <3<3<3 https://t.co/6wUN5h15vQ— Garth Greenwell (@GarthGreenwell) September 20, 2019
I always thought we could be made in God’s image the way that Muppets are often made in someone’s image.— Christy Box (@cboxwriter) September 20, 2019
At the community college I attended in Southern California there was a man who wore a pyramid made of tin foil as a hat.— 𝐎. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 (@TheAlanNoble) September 20, 2019
One day, he inexplicably came to school with a larger tin-foil pyramid hat. Since then, the world has gotten much stranger. I often wonder if he was right.
One year at Easter dinner in the 80s my aunt was talking about my great aunt and her "friend" (her roommate of many decades.) I piped up "friend, or FRIEND?" and the table grew silent as 6 adults simultaneously realized that they had overlooked some pretty big clues...— KSax (@ksax48) September 20, 2019
The FB event for #StormArea51 was posted with enough advance notice that the military could have built a fake facility far from the actual restricted area, prepped it to look legit, maybe hired Disney to build some animatronic aliens, and really made it a special day for everyone— Nate Christofferson (@nate_c_90) September 20, 2019
I like news photos that have an Ominous Enhance Guy in them. This is a good example: pic.twitter.com/8zaELJXWEl— The American Caliban (@substitute) September 21, 2019
Dunno why I’m laughing 😂 this the cutest thing I’ve seen on the internet. pic.twitter.com/jixWBbEb53— Boluwatiwi (@MistaBoluu) September 19, 2019
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