A's pitcher reveals facial hair that looks like a monkey's tail wrapped around his mouth

New look for Mike Fiers…#RootedInOakland pic.twitter.com/ZFpBHXoq0u

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) September 14, 2019

Yup pic.twitter.com/naJLnJCDcl

— Dana (@cafaithhopelove) September 15, 2019

The game did not go well for him.

And speaking of the A's:

Just wanted to remind you that the mascot of Oakland's old baseball team was a naked acorn dude. Have a good Friday, everybody. pic.twitter.com/BYYmg5Lz6O

— East Bay Yesterday (@ebyesterday) September 13, 2019

*Previously: 3D-printed monkey selfie sculpture available at Shapeways