You must PAY THE WATER TAX to the TAX HORSE pic.twitter.com/6lXsRYPisN— Jenny Nicholson @ Halloween (@JennyENicholson) October 2, 2019
Decided I’m a Twitter accelerationist now, I want a barely functioning website that’s impossible to use, let’s make the search box and the compose tweet box the same thing and have Twitter pick which one it does entirely by chance— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) October 2, 2019
me doing crime reporting https://t.co/WHRveHN9Xb— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) October 2, 2019
Ok, Terrence, don’t be nervous, it’s just a walk by. You’re just an extra. You’ve been walking your whole life. This shouldn’t be hard. Just don’t walk like a complete weirdo, distract them, and ruin the scene. Ok. Here we go pic.twitter.com/EMktaqaWb6— William Mullally 🍯☕️ (@whmullally) October 2, 2019
— Sarrah 🎃 (@sarrahxtrobaugh) September 30, 2019
In an instance of the Bay Area being very Bay Area: today was my first day in SF since moving here, and I ran into someone from my YC batch who told me he was on a “dopamine fast” and thus had to cut our convo short (lest he acquire too much dopamine)— Janey Muñoz (@jnymnz) October 1, 2019
I'm on twitter about 20% as often, thanks to new job, and it turns out to be completely incomprehensible at that level. No idea what people are talking about, every time.— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) October 3, 2019
Update on this: talked with the maintenance supervisor at the theater this morning to get a better idea of what he was looking for us to do.. and his response was (not verbatim but essentially) that we need to “Think like a Joker” lmfao https://t.co/FHerlD6rHy— calm digging (@sacred_trench) October 3, 2019
(I will not actually name him Luigi Chill. Or Balthazar Foil, which was the runner-up.)— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 3, 2019
IN case you're curious, Balthazar Foil is an action movie star in my new book. And his name is so cool that he likely will have a bigger role than planned.— The Mighty God Murloch (@mightymur) October 3, 2019
And on the first day in, you attack the biggest, meanest cat in the yard... pic.twitter.com/z9qFFRDNFa— Klara Sjöberg (@klara_sjo) October 2, 2019
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