“Knight Rider” S02E20 pic.twitter.com/ct5Se7yfsG— Todd Vaziri (@tvaziri) February 11, 2019
This might be the most remarkable scene of the entire series: a lawyer cross-examining Jessica regarding all of her family members who have been suspects in murders, all from previous eps! Don’t ever tell me this show didn’t know exactly what it was doing. #MurderSheWrote pic.twitter.com/wTVY2gLRHH— Robert Berg (@robwillb) February 10, 2019
A new species of shrimp was discovered near Hokkaido, and officially named in January. An aquarium in Fukushima is now grilling them for vistitors. https://t.co/GmrFWSoq7A pic.twitter.com/qX4cIuRr8t— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) February 10, 2019
Per a few requests.... pic.twitter.com/btYIqC8uwi— History of Pro Wrestling (@HistoryofWrest) February 10, 2019
Man Uber Drivers: what’s your name? Where are you from? Where did you go to school? How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend?— Sasha Gilthorpe (@sgilthorpe) February 9, 2019
Women Uber Driver: ITS APPLE TIME I’m just here to drive and EAT MY APPLE. Isn’t that house ugly? Damn.
My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/BJn7mypxOz— Spokesmayne (@Spokesmayne) December 1, 2018
Played basketball against a guy with AirPods and an Apple Watch on. He answered a phone call mid-game and hit a three in my face while talking about the girl he was with the night before. I never felt so humiliated in my entire life.— Jayden 🌶 (@JaydenPaynne) January 22, 2019
Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”— ♛ IG: 𝓶𝓬𝓶𝔁𝓬𝓿_𝓲 🛸✨ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
my boyfriend’s gym “bro dude” broke up with him 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/mk3yiOtCqv— S K Y L E R ✨ (@arielle_skyler) February 8, 2019
Genie: You get one wish.— Strong Sad (@TheMarcStone) February 8, 2019
Me: I wish for mor–
Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: I wish for more genies.
Genie: Holy shit.
All the new genies: Holy shit.