people are only calling the momo challenge a hoax because they love to see powerful women fail— olivia (@aveyclub) February 28, 2019
The way these Momo stories have spread is yet more proof that children need to take a closer interest in what their parents are looking at online.— Liam Kirkaldy (@HolyroodLiam) February 28, 2019
If you told me sports bras were tested only on men I would believe you— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) March 2, 2019
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk*— jo diggity (@WhaJoTalkinBout) March 2, 2019
my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
Protip: Don't compare the female trial judge to a succubus in your appellate filings. https://t.co/AjC7JZQeGN pic.twitter.com/CTuOJA5Odm— Jake Eschen (@JakeEschen) March 2, 2019
Whoever did this at JEM Robinson bedding department deserve a raise pic.twitter.com/KW4zgdmK4R— Mr.Q (@YuChengQ) March 1, 2019
I can't get over this fan at the Marquette-Villanova game last night taking the double doink off his head... 😂 pic.twitter.com/BgDVbMahMO— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) February 28, 2019
Police: “What were you doing the night of the murder?”— Boomieleaks (@notwokieleaks) March 2, 2019
Me: “I was tweeting.”
Police: “Let’s see if that checks out. What’s your username?”
Me: “Umm... I meant I was murdering that guy.”
WIFE: How was the first day of space command?— a tardigrade whom cute, huggable (@yerpalmildsauce) December 9, 2017
ME: *dejectedly taking off my space suit* I messed up and said "laser beans."
The Kings had a race for the player's dogs on the ice between periods... pic.twitter.com/U9yvzZKtkf— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 2, 2019
*More funny tweets.