— もふねこ同好会 (@mofnekoclub) September 13, 2019
the diaper IS THE STORY!!! https://t.co/SSj1ON9qsq— ben kesslen (@benkesslen) September 11, 2019
I also asked @Davidefishes how one safely collects electric eels in the field, and the answer was basically, you're going to get shocked. https://t.co/UucTQNpEj1 pic.twitter.com/OAXKNLYcPQ— Ed Yong (@edyong209) September 10, 2019
Summer in NYC is about having to ask yourself, “Is it starting to rain, or is that condensation from the window unit air conditioner right above me?”— Dean C ن (@constans) September 11, 2019
My son told my husband that when his friends are annoying or obnoxious he says, “Okay, Katie.”— katie rosman (@katierosman) September 12, 2019
Gender roles are over. There is only the highly permeable distinction of who is Fast and who is Furious.— M. Sabine Rear (@michaelsabine) August 25, 2019
When Doc asks for @maxmuncy9 and you don’t deliver. What a time. 😂 pic.twitter.com/fVfjGxqvKW— Sue Jo (@suejo825) September 12, 2019
insanely unlucky for Uber spend all that effort fighting a new law which turns out not to apply to them— quadrilateral ntm (@qntm) September 11, 2019
i think it's a very good sign that the company everyone points to as the future of our economy is basically "what if cabs had an app" and their entire business model revolves around searching for new legal loopholes and they lose 3 billion dollars a year https://t.co/PnIi2kMbB5— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) September 12, 2019
having @RyanStegman at the @marvel retreat was a real roller coaster ride for me pic.twitter.com/36p64hm7bE— Chip Zdarsky aka The Ultimate Fan Experience (@zdarsky) September 13, 2019
How do you do a psyop? I'm looking for information on psyops and how to perform them.— psyopdoer (@psyopdoer) September 12, 2019
Meet Hunter. He was promised a canine brother for Christmas, but got a cat instead. Better luck next year my dood. pic.twitter.com/ExGYzUKVMh— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) September 13, 2019
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