Went to @truestoryaward journalism prize ceremony in Bern. An amazing new journalism prize for longform stories published in 13 languages—apply next year! But someone put the Bern mascot, a bear, onstage, so unfortunately all my pics of the winners look like this pic.twitter.com/bWgdCYUqQ3— Eve Fairbanks (@evefairbanks) September 2, 2019
The myth.the legend . it's true pic.twitter.com/5RsVtdOR50— Physics & Astronomy Zone (@ZonePhysics) September 1, 2019
Rotato the potato pic.twitter.com/YEbP6zJuMH— Sassy Sega Pencil (@Donttreadonpee) October 8, 2017
Never played fantasy football before. Draft in 5 minutes. These are my notes. pic.twitter.com/ndrPiQiVwh— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) September 1, 2019
Barber: whatchu want?— Shannon Plante (@ShannonZKiller) September 2, 2019
Dude: just fuck my shit up and then drown me where I sit
Barber: say no more fampic.twitter.com/gXNmMEkWqS
big fan of the journal's long-running advice column, Ask A Wealthy 1980s Serial Killer https://t.co/arElxRJvbj— flglmn (@flglmn) September 2, 2019
Waffles is a six-year-old miniature horse. His best friend is a goose named Hemingway.— Erin (@erinruberry) September 2, 2019
They’re available for adoption — together — in Pennsylvania. https://t.co/IOGI9ImkcI pic.twitter.com/Br29gG237r
The first time I met @Slade I apologized for talking too much. He reassured me it was okay because, “having a conversation with you is like listening to a podcast. I’m not necessarily part of it, but I’m entertained.”— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) September 2, 2019
I'm waiting to board my flight at the airport and I just saw a woman finish her book, stand up and angrily throw it in the bin.— Sophie Overett (@SophieOverett) September 1, 2019
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