— Kevin 💾 Baker (@kevinbaker) September 1, 2019
I have a feeling Japan’s colonoscopy mascot didn’t read the full job description before signing up for this gig pic.twitter.com/lsshNnMyWa— Spoon & Tamago (@Johnny_suputama) September 1, 2019
I did some important Journalism on a very essential question: Why does Shohei Ohtani’s helmet keep coming off when he swings?— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) September 2, 2019
(Yes, I went and watched all his swings this year. Yes, it was worth it.) https://t.co/mBen6j6nwc
parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter— alma (@Iesbwian) September 1, 2019
Always fun to cross paths with Kevin in Animal Kingdom. pic.twitter.com/Qsu263ib10— bioreconstruct (@bioreconstruct) September 2, 2019
What sort of omen is it if you see three PT Cruisers driving in a row— Hannah Sayle (@saylehan) September 3, 2019
imagine if PT Cruisers killed thousands of people a year and what was important to you was making sure people knew what the PT stands for— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 2, 2019
I’m still not clear on what exactly was meant by “let them eat cake,” but, man, we really killed the shit out of that lady.— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) September 2, 2019
That’s quite the front page. pic.twitter.com/waXUlKIggu— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) September 3, 2019
Absolutely pissed myself at this. pic.twitter.com/lE4n1UlnTo— Kai (@Pai_Kage) September 2, 2019
My dog is protective of tubs of vaseline and my family has no idea how to deal with it pic.twitter.com/sTXZIpook2— á´„yɴᴛʜɪᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴠɪɴ 🌙 (@CynthiaBeavin) August 31, 2019
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