Sea legs of the day. pic.twitter.com/eXsDm7wZKC— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 7, 2020
Walking in town, a guy coming towards me put his hand up for a high-five, so (in a hitherto unseen fit of bravery on my part) I STRONGLY high-fived him but it went wrong & we interlocked fingers, long enough to stop both of us walking.— Jenks (@TheLostBride) January 8, 2020
He had been waving at someone behind me. https://t.co/CT97rKFbh2
Every day we stray further from God’s light pic.twitter.com/mQPIKI8Zmf— Andrew Heiss (@andrewheiss) January 4, 2020
i met a cute guy on tinder, got to the date, he didn’t have hands. he had photoshopped the hands into his profile. https://t.co/4xmlITChVm— 𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖞 (@taisydackett) January 7, 2020
sometimes I think about how He-Man was gonna wear a big fancy hat pic.twitter.com/nk5euphIkF— Noelle Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) January 7, 2020
the reason lobsters don't have vibrant, bustling cities with world-renowned architecture is because their claws know only destruction— wylde de beest (@flashember) January 4, 2020
Claire Saffitz zoning out pic.twitter.com/t7TOndcLmX— Reaction Videos (@ReactionVideos_) November 14, 2019
👏👏👏 I once got in a fight with a copy editor because I insisted on italicizing spaghetti if they insisted on italicizing carnitas.— Josh Scherer (@MythicalChef) January 4, 2020
Losing my mind because i ordered what I thought was a very affordable wool sweater (like Chris Evans in Knives Out obviously) from a Norwegian website and what I got was the raw materials necessary to create said sweater myself pic.twitter.com/7G3GCYDGSf— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) January 8, 2020
when your son won’t stop singing songs he learnt from a fucking warthog pic.twitter.com/p8qM1It9KW— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) January 4, 2020
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