A house in a nearby neighborhood put up one of those giant skeletons for Halloween and has been re-dressing it for every holiday since. (Pilgrim hat, Santa clothes, bunny ears, Mom gear etc.) Anyway, this month the big bone man is graduating. pic.twitter.com/SsrzTdq26A
— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) May 13, 2022
If you wrote "governor demands president starve captive babies in immigration centers" into the plot of a villan in a book or film the other writers would literally scold you and tone it down for how unbelievable and unnecessarily on the nose it is
— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) May 12, 2022
INBOX: @GovAbbott slams @JoeBiden @POTUS for providing baby formula to undocumented immigrants during a national shortage #txlege #tx2022 pic.twitter.com/OGhLYVl1Q5
— Evan Smith (@evanasmith) May 12, 2022
They literally believe a Mexican baby is worth less than one born on American soil like 5 miles away and the value of the American one is contingent on how its parents vote.
— luke (@lukeoneil47) May 12, 2022
Yo, why did no one tell me Elon had his Tesla workers in China forced to work 12 hour shifts 6 days a week and they had to sleep at the factory and couldn't leave? Bro, that's not a job, that's prison.
— I Smoked Chinese Hurricane Guns (@BlackKnight10k) May 12, 2022
Elon Musk praised Chinese workers, saying "they will be burning the 3am oil, won’t even leave the factory...in America people are trying to avoid going to work at all."
— wilfred chan (@wilfredchan) May 12, 2022
More context about China's extreme work hours, and why Americans should be concerned:https://t.co/xQ3C1KouOn
Some interesting tidbits from before. A @KTLA reporter leads a question for Caruso off with: "You're a man that demands results and respects results," in a feat of biased local reporting pic.twitter.com/BZQr409BkT
— Jon peltz (@JonnyPeltz) May 12, 2022
This bitcoin crash is crazy, I haven't seen a crash like this since... oh, actually in my lifetime I've seen 4 or 5 crashes exactly like this because the people who cause the crashes get all their money back from all the stealing they do.
— Jordan Holmes (@gotobedjordan) May 12, 2022
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 12, 2022
— Nude Gingrich (@JarJarFan69) May 11, 2022
“Lack of FOMO” has to be one of the most important investing skills.
— Morgan Housel (@morganhousel) May 13, 2022
Tumblr turning into a giant book club with Dracula Daily continues to be amazing. At this point there are two camps: those who have never read it, and those who have and are waiting for everyone to lose it when a cowboy rolls up. pic.twitter.com/Sw4TwbLeIp
— Lauren π· π€¬ π· VanDenBerg (@lvanden1) May 12, 2022
ima come clean I bought a pair of Yeezys off stock x and them shits be glowing in the dark I’m not sure if they supposed to do that I never seen nobody else’s do that but I been too embarrassed to ask any of my friends so I only wear them in the day time
— STILLTRU (@itsstilltru) May 11, 2022
Waterworld 1995: Unimaginable apocalypse
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) May 11, 2022
Waterworld 2022: Wow they have walkable cities pic.twitter.com/Uzr22rDL3E
BOB KANE: “Bill, we need villains for our new Batman comic.”
— Konstantin Boristovich (Rune Arc) πΊπ¦ (@HardSciFiMovies) May 9, 2022
BILL FINGER: “How about a villain who tells jokes?”
“That’s great. What else do we have”
“How about a villain who tells riddles?”
“That’s remarkably similar to your previous suggestion but I’m willing to give it a try”
I have seen the @GoYardGoats' celebratory home run head gear, and I will never unsee it for all the rest of my days. pic.twitter.com/mcJLhWQJcD
— Tyler Maun (@TylerMaun) May 11, 2022
Home run mask, obviously. pic.twitter.com/g55CezziOL
— Hartford Yard Goats (@GoYardGoats) May 10, 2022
wild how you can install low-resolution copies of yourself into other people’s brains just by repeatedly interacting with them
— ben π (@BenRatkaj) May 8, 2022
did you know? despite Mario and Dr. Mario being essentially the same character, the latter of the two weighs more and is slower in the Super Smash Bros. series. this is because Dr. Mario is weighed down by copious amounts of debt from med school pic.twitter.com/RQ2GyNAIZo
— Mat π¦・ππ€ππ€ (@MatttGFX) April 21, 2022
(Wool and linen.)also all the boring stuff about how it's an abomination on the face of God to wear clothes that mix two kinds of fabric https://t.co/s20rAZU0Db
— zaratustra "the situation" gasparelli (@zarawesome) May 9, 2022
Orson on Megatron pic.twitter.com/sMT9b5cqno
— Rob Wesley (@eastwes) May 8, 2022
@oranges_are_green she talks about when she dies ALLL the time, like STOP i’m not tryna think about that every week damn. #fyp #dramatic #momsbelike ♬ original sound - oranges are green
@mrmilothechonk These two are quite the duo #foryou #foryoupage #catsoftiktok #cat #dog #dogsoftiktok #siblings #lol #comedy #viral #react ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
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