“You’re lucky you married a witch. I’m just a good witch.”
— v from the internet (@vfromthenet) April 29, 2022
Here’s the interview clip for those who missed this back in 2019. source: https://t.co/gajZrsDDv6 pic.twitter.com/4JLibKczWQ
"Eat the Rich" jacketit’s tempting to believe we don’t have agency in this new world but this man spent the last year camped out a bus stop talking to workers and now he’s in the senate chamber across from lindsey graham because he was a catalyst for collective action, which always threatens power https://t.co/pkjVVlNiDW
— waite (@coreywaite) May 5, 2022
As fences go up around the Supreme Court, a reminder they overruled a law that created 35ft buffer zones for abortion clinics because it “infringed on free speech”
— Jack Miller (@politicalmiller) May 5, 2022
But when it’s their own building they dont seem too worried. Huh.
I haven't seen a tweet age this badly this fast.
— C-H (@Ibis_Rider) May 5, 2022
OMG. https://t.co/GgcjMhDjfE pic.twitter.com/g99rg0lxDo
Wichita State fires AD amid criticism the Shockers weren’t being competitive in NIL payments to athletes: https://t.co/HDtWeZPN7H pic.twitter.com/mKhwOsipVG
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) May 5, 2022
One of the funnier twists on this new dynamic. pic.twitter.com/ETaIu9tCzv
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) May 5, 2022
Officials reveal to @SINow more specifics on new NIL guidelines that are expected to publish next week.
— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) May 6, 2022
It’s retroactive. Schools with boosters who have communicated/struck deals w/players who haven’t yet signed with schools should be sanctioned, ADs sayhttps://t.co/b0jUB8UPF0
Just some British places pic.twitter.com/SnWnWhKmeB
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) May 6, 2022
And to add insult to insult, the Reds have only a 16.5% chance at the No. 1 overall pick in 2023 because of the new draft lottery.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 5, 2022
Even worse: Teams cannot receive lottery picks in three straight seasons, so if Cincinnati doesn't try to win by 2025, the earliest it picks is 7th.
Good gimmick for a comedy special'd be to do it in a glass cage like the bad guy in a late '00s/early '10s blockbuster. 'HANNIBAL BURESS: BOX ME IN' or something https://t.co/pto4YsmojA
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) May 5, 2022
LIGHTNING STRIKE HITS TOILET: Okmulgee crews say they had a bizarre lightning call. They say the lightning came through the vent and struck the toilet, shattering it.
— Brooke Griffin (@brookegrif_tv) May 5, 2022
Nobody lives in that unit, but crews tell me they were told it was supposed to be rented out this morning. pic.twitter.com/wYraUnopOW
I heard the Uber and WeWork TV shows referred to as the "SoftBank Cinematic Universe" 😬
— Josh Constine 📶🔥 (@JoshConstine) April 29, 2022
Looks like evidence from a crime scene. pic.twitter.com/9hRqLUqm90
— Games Asylum (@gamesasylum) April 26, 2022
Come for the exorcism; stay for the chicken. pic.twitter.com/xwZE05TrPe
— Mr. Dan Kelly (@mrdankelly) March 30, 2022
(The NY Times wrote about this last year. Not sure it's bad in light of some of the props CA has passed.)Per a new law in South Dakota, canvassers must collect signatures on the same single sheet of paper as the full text of the initiative — and the font can be no smaller than size 14. It's part of a wider Republican-led war on ballot initiatives. . . https://t.co/nyaeusHeg8 pic.twitter.com/qzGToKupjh
— Spenser Mestel (@SpenserMestel) April 27, 2022
need to buy a new laptop just so i have something to put this on pic.twitter.com/80KYJwm7fZ
— izzy kestrel (@iznaut) April 28, 2022
the most based morrowind mod of all time pic.twitter.com/Sot22UcLYQ
— Tolomeo (@Tolomeo_R) May 4, 2022
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