My cats are so nice to her 😭 pic.twitter.com/bPhGzUk4VK— Klutch (@KlutchGame) July 11, 2019
What was my favorite “reaction gif” as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices— tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That’s it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast.— Sarah Guzzardo (@MsSarahGuzzardo) March 22, 2019
need a ghost writer? kill your favorite author— it looks like you're writing a novel (@gr8writingtips) July 1, 2019
Okay time for bed, you guys pic.twitter.com/v013kiJbD7— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) September 8, 2016
In doing Random Roles interviews, I always ask anyone who's ever worked with Rip Torn if they've got a Rip Torn story, but Conchata Ferrell’s is probably my all-time favorite, because that last line... I mean, I can hear the words rumbling out of his mouth even now... #RIPRipTorn pic.twitter.com/4YPNOp7elr— Will Harris (@NonStopPop) July 10, 2019
Overheard in the library: "you have 15 books! 15! We are coming back later this week, it will be okay."— Elizabeth Queen of the North(ern Youth Services) (@lizinthelibrary) July 8, 2019
9 year old girl: "You don't know that. Something could happen. These are my emergency books."
Made it rain in my backyard today 💦👀 pic.twitter.com/VtAk70Aopt— ig: @kihmberlie (@kihmberlie) July 10, 2019
At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die— Mmm? (@Merman_Melville) March 10, 2016
if i was at twitter hq during the outage I wouldve stopped it— VOID MAN (@liquidgoth) July 11, 2019
Bestfriends🐶🐱 pic.twitter.com/ZfofgunkTo— pup🐶 (@popularspup) July 10, 2019
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