I just want everyone to know that Ikea made their crappiest college dorm room sleeper sofa in a size for dogs 😂 pic.twitter.com/WE7p5pxHt4— Chelsea Mae (@misschelseamae) August 15, 2019
has this tweet been done yet pic.twitter.com/16KmPwvv0p— 💥 (@classicbucky) August 15, 2019
Sometimes if I can see Andrew walking Larry I do my whistle and he gets so excited to come home.. pic.twitter.com/rSsQPYAVfQ— notgavin (@notgavin) August 15, 2019
You know you’re in Montana when your gym offers: pic.twitter.com/vCOHtFniLo— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) August 15, 2019
how far away are we from "Ruth Ginsburg refuses to debate me!" taking off on the right— Max (@aoxamaxoa) August 15, 2019
Theory: Because lots of nerds *think* they like science fiction for the interesting technology and predictions, but *actually* they come back for great characters, you could get them to read any Jane Austen novel by starting with "On Mars..." then changing nothing.— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) August 15, 2019
"Mini Cooper size hog spotted roaming Alabama neighbourhood." pic.twitter.com/9yl8OGKspN— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) August 15, 2019
[when my crystal pendant starts glowing eerily] hold on, i’d better take this— Mave (@MavenofHonor) February 6, 2019
[getting married]— rocket (@tweetsbyrocket) August 15, 2019
priest: does anyone object to this union
my boss: [standing up] wait...no one said anything about a union
— Graham @ Reamelish (@Reamelish) August 15, 2019
a Genius pic.twitter.com/RJT7MnbX33— amileah (@amileahsutliff) August 3, 2019
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