Muslim/Middle Eastern people: what's the most outlandish thing your family did after 9/11 to make themselves seem more American? my dad bought a Ford F-150 lmao— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) September 11, 2020
spending today thinking about mark wahlberg, and whether it would have went down like it did, as i do every year— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 11, 2020
Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06— grimm (@mugrimm) September 11, 2019
I'll start:
People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this. pic.twitter.com/IPGVQ1xfhs
Steve’s advisor once had two really obsessive civilians pushing similar theories at him by email and he put them in touch with each other and they both wrote back to him with “why would you introduce me to this nut?” https://t.co/mSVtSDLGUv— Irulan, Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained (@Nicole_Cliffe) September 11, 2020
Joe Biden, informed by a firefighter that on his last visit he had promised to bring beer, pulls out a six-pack of Iron City and starts handing them out pic.twitter.com/v53udHi0Sy— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) September 11, 2020
Im not sure I can top that cover https://t.co/c1lez6OoZK— jock (@Jock4twenty) September 9, 2020
Do you guys think of people with the same name as you as allies or enemies?— not from rome (@ihatethiskid) September 7, 2020
Me defending California to friends pointing out how increasingly unlivable it is becoming pic.twitter.com/WVwDH0uD3U— Dev (@Dev14e) September 6, 2020
Getting a flu shot and the nurse goes “you won’t even feel it, who feels these days anyway.”— Amy Gaeta (@GaetaAmy) September 8, 2020
One calming mantra that helps me is: “Linda Cardellini won a fireplace on the Price Is Right in 1994” pic.twitter.com/zCdNy9ca07— Julie Greiner (@JulieAbridged) September 7, 2020
I got a bright green shirt and sat in a 40 minute zoom meeting until it was time to say goodbye and then did this: pic.twitter.com/IauKqQ9a1y— Anna Rankin 🖤BLM 🖤 (@anniesqueedle) September 8, 2020
started calling it “laundry sauce” as a joke but then today I couldn’t remember the word “detergent” so who was the joke really on— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) September 9, 2020
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for Wed, 09 Sep 2020 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/KThbX0ObKT— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) September 9, 2020
I didn't make this, but I love it pic.twitter.com/xghqXmkfbU— The A Word (@autogynamelia) September 8, 2020
This guy. (Mark Fitzpatrick)— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 10, 2020
"2020 Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards Finalists" https://t.co/OPexpQcTQ7 pic.twitter.com/YiUiFFnJL4
I’ve never seen lions at the beach before pic.twitter.com/zzf6RKgEZe— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) September 8, 2020
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