OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Update 2: BIL wants everyone reading this to know that I'm dick for livetweeting it and this is not helping— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
Also all of you enjoying this need to join me in thanking Mom for going above and beyond the call of duty and carrying phone between locations & also relaying key info while somehow also social distancing so we can continue bringing you our live reporting on this unfolding crisis— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
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At the start of Biden’s meeting in Kenosha, Wisc., a man extends his hand to shake hands. “Can’t do that,” Biden says, before feeling the man’s biceps and exclaiming, “Nice guns!"— Matt Viser (@mviser) September 3, 2020
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A student proposed that "hwaet" should be translated as "listen up fives, a ten is speaking"— Rob Wakeman (@rgwakeman) September 1, 2020
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now— human aaron (@humanaaron) August 29, 2020
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