I will die on the hill that Bugs Bunny, when compared to other bunnies, is also a Kaiju— Chris Pepper (@chrismpepper) June 5, 2019
— dustin nguyen (@duss005) June 5, 2019
Tonight at game night we had a really intense conversation about covert health clinic vans for werewolves and soon it will be a real game— Jmstar (@jmstar) June 4, 2019
me: how come penguins can’t fly— Kellen (@captainkalvis) June 4, 2019
zookeeper: their bodies are too heav-
me: is it because god fears them
zookeeper: what?
me: did god make them heavy birds because they’re his only weakness
zookeeper: [whispering] shut your fucking mouth if you know what's good for u
2. YEEhaw not yeeHAW pic.twitter.com/3iIBSMd1L1— kit sparks (@newsysparks) May 25, 2019