July 3, 2019
friend of 10+ years: did you hear about this thing— cemetery hag (@sistersleaze) July 3, 2019
me: haha yeah like a week ago on twitter
friend: what's your handle
me: I do not have twitter
When someone stabs you in the back, but only a little bit pic.twitter.com/FQV6DF6FTG— 🛡aspecs are queer, fight me (@notedbreadthief) November 8, 2018
i'll never forget what roger ebert said about the borg queen pic.twitter.com/HKZP0ETWL1— The Beast that Shouted Julie (@juliemuncy23) July 3, 2019
Everyone glued to their feeds waiting for Kawhi news to break: SDSU's coaching staff wasn't even positive he was coming until he showed up to the first day of summer school classes. They couldn't reach him for weeks.— Jason Dumas (@JDumasReports) July 4, 2019
Enjoy your holiday weekend. Kawhi definitely will.
i can't wait to play with you— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) July 2, 2019
(napa_knowhow IG) pic.twitter.com/XXZJ85BojS
Bus ad of the year goes to @SeattleAquarium 😂 pic.twitter.com/SG1VFStWvx— Amber Osborne (@MissDestructo) July 4, 2019
idk why they kept making movies after the scene in baz luhrmann's romeo + juliet when paul sorvino says "give me my longsword" and reaches for a fucking shotgun. how are you going to top that— merritt k (@merrittk) July 1, 2019
I work from home most of the time and my husband asked me how I was doing today. pic.twitter.com/oYMsj6bQ1r— Amber Osborne (@MissDestructo) June 29, 2019
Can everybody just Please look at this cat pic.twitter.com/GEPe1XzurJ— danee, goddess of dinosaurs 🦖 (@itsdaneesaur) July 3, 2019
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