this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together pic.twitter.com/n8AZos6l1g— nope (@LilNasX) September 30, 2019
Luckily that's my ~dream vibe~ https://t.co/LobXf9Qt1l— Anna Lowman (@annawaits) September 30, 2019
thomas jefferson the night before the louisiana purchase, 1803 https://t.co/Jh8RaLx39B— JB KNOCKOUT (@JbKnockout) September 30, 2019
A parachute you can wear if you're worried you might be walking down the stairs and take too big a step. It's called a stairachute and I've been selling them for two years. They haven't saved any lives. They HAVE strained my marriage, by prompting a series of ugly revelations— The great artificer, creator of the jeweled Furby (@rajandelman) September 30, 2019
I swear reading the TMNT role-playing game from 1985 is like a fever dream pic.twitter.com/r0q1Q4GS2v— It's Freyjaween (@FreyjaErlings) September 29, 2019
MCCARTHY: You just added another word.— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 30, 2019
PELLEY: No, it’s in the transcript.
MCCARTHY: He said-“I’d like you to do a favor though”?
PELLEY: Yes, it’s in the WH transcript.
*magical glamour lifts*
MCCARTHY: Well gosh now I understand why everyone’s so upset. Let’s take 5.
Now that Forever 21 is closing the ancient spell has been broken and thousands of customers will begin rapidly aging to their true age— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) September 30, 2019
I follow a page on IG that rescues wild Galgos dogs (like whippets) and in a storm they found a sheep/goat creature that was abandoned and I full Stan this creature. The glow up is amazing. pic.twitter.com/jMZUhL3OCb— notgavin (@notgavin) September 30, 2019
Every time you go online to research something while you’re writing pic.twitter.com/gK6AWaUysa— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) September 30, 2019
update: they’re now holding paws across the chasm of the couch and ottoman. might die. pic.twitter.com/PMQ1lUrUUp— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) October 1, 2019
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