There’s a subreddit called r/DivorcedBirds and it’s just pics of birds that look divorced. It’s the best thing to happen to me pic.twitter.com/cCJKwCeY7D— jeff giggles (@jefrobongga) October 6, 2019
question about baking sourdough… I'm kind of under the impression that if you bake sourdough you sort of have to go on baking sourdough forever, it's like a red shoes scenario except with sourdough— BDM (@bdmcclay) October 6, 2019
I can willfully raise and lower my IQ the same way that monks can control their heartrate— derek [JOURNALIST] (@eedrk) October 6, 2019
I would like to thank @snellzilla4 and @anthony_banda3 for their actions in the clubhouse. They were threatening to destroy my suit with five bottles of Bud Heavy because I was "too dry." After some negotiations, they spared me in exchange for this tweet. They are true gentlemen.— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) October 3, 2019
Great question posted by @MichaelJLeader RE Batman: are Martha and Thonas Wayne the most-killed characters in film history? Who else ranks high - Phil Connors, Jesus Christ, William Cage?— Little White Lies (@LWLies) October 7, 2019
Literally spat out my tea at this π€£π€£ pic.twitter.com/yTRfJ8sXe9— Ben (@BenJT87) October 4, 2019
I’d still rather share a stadium with an active railroad than a major league baseball team pic.twitter.com/gNwz4VUmDg— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) October 5, 2019
Will never forget the day TSA stopped me cuz they thought i was hiding shit inside my bag cuz all i had was like 20 bags of Hot Cheetos π© pic.twitter.com/cZ55xgEneG— Emily Ghoul (Emily Mei) (@emilyghoul1) October 5, 2019
Baby Gorilla practicing chest pound— 41 Strange (@41Strange) October 6, 2019
(Video: Liz Jackson) pic.twitter.com/wYnPXTUHF3
δΊζ 注ζ pic.twitter.com/66J5E0VKTO— γγ΅γγ΅εη» (@ru_ruru831) October 5, 2019
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