Just remembered when I was a little kid I liked to go into any Hallmark store or CVS and read ALL the “funny” greeting cards; maybe it is fine to waste our lives on our phones
— Meredith Haggerty (@manymanywords) September 12, 2021
“Somebody is calling me, it’s probably Richard Gere. He calls me every time I’m on television” — @MarthaStewart to @BeckyQuick just now on CNBC.
— Jay Yarow (@jyarow) September 21, 2021
the most beautiful man in the world just stabbed me, officer https://t.co/l89Zpd5t2u
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) September 16, 2021
I'll never look at T-Rexs the same way. pic.twitter.com/UjIKLYDBMm
— FEMINazgûl, B.A. (@WordsOnIce) September 12, 2021
He swiped right on the damn Blair Witch https://t.co/I4dHR0SppN
— graham (@GrahamB47) September 11, 2021
My son has been sick (not Covid) and shout out to my mom, who loaned us the SAME pot of Vicks she used to use on me growing up.
— Heather Chacon (@wickettred) September 12, 2021
Expiration date 1-87 pic.twitter.com/LqWx3LYI2c
if you're worried about your dialogue sounding unrealistic, say it aloud. then, the dialogue will have been said in real life, and is therefore realistic
— it looks like you're writing a novel (@gr8writingtips) September 12, 2021
This message stamped on the squeaker inside the stuffed animal my dog just destroyed pic.twitter.com/mvwH0TaALU
— Mildly Interesting (@interest_mild) September 14, 2021
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