This is what they show when you go over 45 seconds in your acceptance speech: pic.twitter.com/E8tagym7bH— colson whitehead (@colsonwhitehead) September 20, 2021
everyone SHUT UP or I'm going to miss my favorite news cycle of the year yet! pic.twitter.com/vF1eCUshGz— joanie caught a vibe (@laracroftbarbie) September 18, 2021
due to the national school bus driver shortage, my school has hired a party bus with stripper poles to transport us for a field trip. this is not a drill.— Jim Mayers (@mayersteach) September 17, 2021
Twitter is like that scene in a prison movie where the inmates rattle the bars of their cells & yell obscenities as the new guy walks by— Eileen Curtright (@eileencurtright) September 25, 2017
i like being stupid because it means i’m always impressed by movie plot twists— anna (@haIIoweenkiIls) September 11, 2021
Barber: What you want bro?— Theau (@Arnaud_Palmer) October 9, 2015
Guy: You ever eat a panini?
Barber: Say no more fam pic.twitter.com/RoBJYRjlTj
Um I think you mean Fewer Misérables— a literal computer (@lil_aracuan) March 21, 2013
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