Ppl need to calm down about the X-Men name change, no one even remembers The Amengers. pic.twitter.com/xtKAi8mT7g
— ben schwartz (@benschwartz_) September 23, 2021
The Fenway Park scoreboard operator has committed a homicide. pic.twitter.com/Ap7FKbVNVO
— Randy Scott (@RandyScottESPN) September 23, 2021
Instead of blocking someone, which often makes things worse, you should be able to secretly “sunset” someone, where all your tweets turn into pictures of random sunsets.
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) September 24, 2021
Johnny Depp says ‘no one safe’ from cancel culture as he accepts lifetime achievement award https://t.co/pAW4PfenZO
— Guardian Australia (@GuardianAus) September 23, 2021
https://t.co/j99s6uxXXF pic.twitter.com/L43QrH47Sd
— Beloved Kenneth (@kendrawcandraw) September 23, 2021
I'm calling it now, the Mario Bros movie will NOT have Charles Martinet play Mario for no reason and cast someone like Chris Pratt
— StheGeneral (@general_sthe) May 21, 2020
The room to end all room rating. 11/10 absolutely pitch perfect, taking no questions. pic.twitter.com/oCLjxbYgMs
— Silvia Killingsworth (@silviakillings) September 22, 2021
[showing my house to guests] and this is the glass cabinet full of antique time pieces. each one will stop, or has stopped, at the precise moment when someone becomes the main character on twitter. I am uncertain of what will happen after they all halt. Perhaps we halt.
— Bruno Dias (@NotBrunoAgain) September 14, 2021
Addendum: every positive sum game can be converted to a zero sum game if you add metrics to it
— fembot (@__femb0t) September 14, 2021
Agree- they were having players broadcast the game normally so it didn’t work. I’m not going to go to a players only dentist appointment where they scrape the plaque but I would be ok with Shaq sitting there mocking my hygiene
— gino radja (@ginoradja) September 14, 2021
I’m just now seeing this but this story was an interesting follow up with the student in the photo and the photographer https://t.co/5KsFgnqqJ7
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 14, 2021
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of relaxing during weeknights we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 14, 2021
Incredible pic.twitter.com/7z1D8XCvYl
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 22, 2021
@jokerstitch0318 Silly zebra
♬ original sound - Valentina Trovato
@hypenebula Yalll is he going to be OK ðŸ˜ðŸ’€ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
♬ original sound - hype nebula 😵💫
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