I am thinking of Shabbat Elevators (and other such inventions). All these patents that basically say 'God sees all and knows all, they're the ultimate moral arbiter... but also, all you really need is a good enough lawyer' https://t.co/L9hMTUkYjG pic.twitter.com/ypvc7O94a8
— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) September 25, 2021
Really feeling for my Mormon friends on Twitter this weekend and the sheer amount of texts and DMs they must be getting RE: The Cursed Post.
— Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling (@LadyHawkins) September 26, 2021
Foundation, or, Awkward Possibly Crackpot Advisor and Grad Students in Spaaaaace
— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) September 27, 2021
A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an Ikea warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set
— smooth poser ☢️🐬 (@smoothposer) September 16, 2021
Instead of ejecting for targeting, just put the player's last 5 texts/DMs on the jumbotron https://t.co/VBf2vW4262
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 25, 2021
The two modes. pic.twitter.com/CeS92yWpoG
— Ian Bogost (@ibogost) September 17, 2021
Burglar: where do you keep all the valuables?
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) July 1, 2021
M C Escher: *sniggers* upstairs
Teaching the 1619 Project in my US History classes now and let me tell you, explaining that this text is outlawed in many states and I could be fired, have my license pulled or possibly face fines or jail time for giving them this text - has been GREAT for motivation & buy-in!
— teach for liberation (@petateaches) September 15, 2021
Behaviors I've shared with Eagles players:
— Michael Baumann (@MichaelBaumann) September 16, 2021
1) Only buying clothes off the Kohl's and Target clearance rack like Koy Detmer
2) Eating lunch in my car like Nnamdi Asomugha
3) This https://t.co/CkrBXVkUts
"I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me." https://t.co/mUOOy7mpMH
— Ricardo Delgado (@Delgadosaurus) September 26, 2021
@meshally07 Reply to @jodielee1992 he makes it known that’s his area 😍#ShowYourGlow #fyp #goldenretriever
♬ original sound - Shelly
@freddiegrogono Sometimes you just got to…
♬ Funny Song - Cavendish Music
@atlasgolden friendship overcomes all boundaries. even if you’re a rubber witch. #spookyseason #goldenretriever #puppy #myheart
♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod
Still cryin at this pic.twitter.com/MMeIiCZqNo
— SwellySensei (@SirWaveAlot) September 23, 2021
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