did they not game out these headlines when testing this talking point pic.twitter.com/Y1jiRNaMAD— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) September 16, 2021
Notre Dame is blocking Purdue's bass drum from their game this Saturday, as it won't fit through their visiting team tunnel. The only solution is to take to the skies. https://t.co/YzGYWFPrWc pic.twitter.com/AGvEzl8Ayg— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 16, 2021
lmao he wilding https://t.co/TbmqWYsexW— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) September 16, 2021
This clip from the Daily Show of people fighting against seat belt mandates in the 80s is absolutely surreal from start to finish given today's climate on both masks and COVID vaccines. pic.twitter.com/IiR8iavlyN— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) September 16, 2021
There should be a writer's retreat where you just hang out in a cabin cut off from social media for the first two weeks and then you're shown a single tweet like this, completely divorced from context, and have to write what you think led up to ithttps://t.co/m80Zxx4PqO— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) September 16, 2021
a bee flew onto the gefilte fish after Rosh Hashanah services and this lady (my favorite one) wouldn’t let anyone shoo him off. “Let him eat!”— lace front sheitel (@mountaindeux) September 8, 2021
If you’re just going to learn the words “Fairness Doctrine” but not any of the history or law of it, why not just go memorize some Harry Potter spell names instead— ArrestFutureCriminalsHat (@Popehat) September 10, 2021
Oh you sweet summer children.— Cathy Gellis (@CathyGellis) September 10, 2021
Section 230 people https://t.co/r2dZKDIYhk
[Putting on a fitted sheet]— Mal (@TheRealPalMal) September 11, 2021
Me: Dammit this is the short side.
Me: This is somehow also the short side.
when i was in 3rd grade someone in my class claimed that their parents took them to see matrix reloaded and i called him a liar bc it was rated R and therefore he COULDN'T have gone and i got so mad they had to call my mom to come to school and calm me down— esther (@capybaroness) September 10, 2021
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