democratic presidential candidate, january 2020: hitting their opponent for endorsing space communism, and not gay space communism
— Christopher Hooks (@cd_hooks) February 23, 2019
democratic president, january 2021: crying at a meeting with joe manchin to secure support for 2% increase to the child tax credit
This woman on TikTok asked what centaurs do with their arms when they are galloping, and I can’t stop thinking about it.
— Sarah Florini (@SarahFlorini) September 19, 2021
Found out what the Dutch word for "blood sample" is this week pic.twitter.com/n9GzgHm8rt
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) September 19, 2021
Really love that the plot of the Witcher is just "feral man who doesn't want to be the main character finds out he is, in fact, the main character and hates it"
— Dislocating DM @ Combat Wheelchair v3.0 OUT NOW! ♿ (@mustangsart) September 20, 2021
there was nothing i feared more from ages 6-10 than getting slimed. i truly believed nickelodeon had the power to slime you any time anywhere and i wouldn’t have time to protect my hair or eyes
— ashley ray, kate winslet’s vape coach (@theeashleyray) September 19, 2021
the trolley π°π±π±π°π³π΅πΆπ―πͺπ΅πΊ
— golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100) (@realjdburn) September 20, 2021
omg my kids are waiting for a package and I walk out to this pic.twitter.com/MUKku8fpq8
— Lil Bit π (@LizerReal) September 18, 2021
"i don't remember saying you could stop, Annette" pic.twitter.com/2XvCaBYeBh
— Paul Bronks (@slender_sherbet) September 17, 2021
Grass Puppy Licks Cloud Puppy. #cowsomememes @uncommonvanilla pic.twitter.com/3b8bMQdK0b
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 28, 2021
He's trying pic.twitter.com/fbaHTBAASz
— Gorillas (@gorillasdaily) July 3, 2021
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