My favorite testing-as-cultural-capital-not-IQ story is about a young woman taking the SAT when she encounters a metaphor about a chicken coop. Stumped, she exclaims, “why the hell does a chicken want a co-op?”
— Paul Musgrave (@profmusgrave) September 18, 2021
Draymond Green has entered the building. #NBAMediaDay pic.twitter.com/weHXwhCLbb
— Leif Linderman (@LeifLinderman) September 27, 2021
Right, that’s it. Everyone outside to Clap for Petrol.
— Naomi Rovnick 歐蜜 (@naomi_rovnick) September 26, 2021
We all dream of the great British road trip pic.twitter.com/mkpvtFh0fB
— Beës from ₸witter (@human_not_bees) September 28, 2021
My dad couldn't find google chrome on his laptop, so I did this😂 pic.twitter.com/og71r7TgUO
— Alté gangster🇺🇸 (@ay_greatness) September 17, 2021
Sounds exactly like something a haunted trunk would say. pic.twitter.com/wxd1ZzMjjW
— Nick Hurwitch (@heWIZARD) September 17, 2021
Didn't watch Family Feud as a kid. When I heard people say "survey says" I thought they were using a french term like "Je ne sais quoi". "Servei seis" or something? I was too embarrassed to ask what what it meant! Asked Riley in my 20s. He was like 😳 + then laughed for hours https://t.co/C1CK8XzTJB
— Meg Conley (@_megconley) September 18, 2021
Might lock my account just so people will think I've got something going on.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) September 18, 2021
@lanahandthemoos cuddle time #highland #calves #Fluffy #cuteanimals #babymoo
♬ Fewer notes, cute acoustic BGM(90561) - Kawasaki Yasuhiro（Atelier LadyBird）
@macawlife Xerxes is such a good boy😍 #parrotsoftiktok #macaw #cute #birds #birdtalking #greenwingmacaw
♬ original sound - JessicaM🦜
@3skry89 The death stares 😂😂😂#ShowYourGlow #fyp #relationship #hpradicalreuse
♬ оригинальный звук - AkA1en
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