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𝗢𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁 in Conway.#TheChase || #CodeRed pic.twitter.com/6kUjdwAKYE

— Austin Peay Football (@GovsFB) September 30, 2022

people are mocking this but if you know of a better way to compile a voluntary database of domestic terrorists I'd like to hear it https://t.co/UHOz40M2PM

— maura quint (@behindyourback) September 30, 2022

One of the prompts on the conservative-only dating app the Right Stuff: “January 6th was…” pic.twitter.com/RwBhRCU8MF

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) September 30, 2022

this app makes more sense once you realize peter thiel understands the gender ratio is going to be 100:1 and it functions as a database of future pool boys and blood donors 👇👁 🧛‍♂️ https://t.co/jCW3osYk8k

— mark 📺 (@utopia_deferred) October 1, 2022

NFL Doctors Test Tua Tagovailoa’s Mental Acuity By Seeing If He Can Sign Indemnification Agreement https://t.co/HFQsmoNz8a pic.twitter.com/RXK1h7X1fe

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 30, 2022

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— Standplaats Krakow (@Standplaats_KRK) September 30, 2022

Our derelict vessel crews are begging you to understand that anything that “serves briefly as a boat” should not be used as a boat https://t.co/lcrunbf1DJ pic.twitter.com/j2eL5tGcJZ

— Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources (@waDNR) September 29, 2022

People also vastly underestimate the absurdity of real life events- we're like barely a century past multiple real-world empires collapsing because a teenager trained by a secret society (named "The Black Hand" no less!) managed something far more clownshoes than the trench run

— robotmascot (@AdamdelCano) September 29, 2022

Honored to be an Ambassador for the Army of Drones and to help President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine in any way possible 🇺🇦@ZelenskyyUA @U24_gov_ua pic.twitter.com/1JafSR7Nny

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) September 29, 2022

God damn Vladmir Putin REALLY wants to speak at CPAC

— BrieflyAsABoatHat (@Popehat) September 30, 2022

Lizzo has stolen the Declaration of Independence.

— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 30, 2022

not the security guard at the dmv looking at me in my jumpsuit and saying i was "rocking the michael myers"

— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) September 23, 2022

the queen’s funeral procession has reached the sonic adventure 2 battle radical highway loop pic.twitter.com/q2jaHddmak

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) September 20, 2022

Wow, very interesting moss at dreamforce pic.twitter.com/bUaqSfNlur

— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) September 21, 2022

Americans would rather do occultism than get a scale. pic.twitter.com/Igbe6K9gDi

— Anya🏳️‍🌈✨ (@_Iyalei) September 21, 2022

How to keep the seat next to you empty. pic.twitter.com/rOM8sCEiuu

— W0RK SMARTER, N0T HARDER (@happywithjobs) September 22, 2022

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@wildanimaal Babies interacting 😍😍 #animal #hippo #jiraffe #baby #cute #amazing #fyp #viral ♬ sonido original - beautiful_wildlife

@babyandbacon Goodnight Baby! #greatpyrenees #greatpyreneeslife #smartdogs #funnydogvideos #doglife #bigdogs #bigdoglife #bigdogproblems #babyandbacon ♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey

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