Ukraine is already issuing a stamp to mark the occasion. They’ve been preparing for this moment a long time. pic.twitter.com/L7ykUgBJ9n— Oliver Carroll (@olliecarroll) October 8, 2022
Hitting the driving range during defcon 1 in hopes of making a tiktok where my insane line drive disappears into the distants followed by a mushroom cloud— book of enoch guy (@Ascendid_1) September 26, 2022
Our apartment locked down for 48 hours while we were out at lunch so checked into a nearby hotel for a night. Hotel now locked down for 7 days due to a positive COVID case #china #covid #shanghai #CovidIsNotOver #lockdown pic.twitter.com/9BV8lvsu6i— Peter Lee (@wo_ai) October 6, 2022
"Ada flirted with scandals: firstly, from a relaxed approach to extra-marital relationships with men, leading to rumours of affairs; and secondly, from her love of gambling. She apparently lost more than £3,000 on the horses during the later 1840s. The gambling led to her forming a syndicate with male friends, and an ambitious attempt in 1851 to create a mathematical model for successful large bets. This went disastrously wrong"
Despite this, Ada did end up using her mathematical knowledge in the most Byron way possible (devising a way to win at cards, and subsequently losing all her money) https://t.co/tjvvoJJu3m— Antonio Rabbi Comma (@MissedTheMarx) October 7, 2022
funny mario movie thoughts pic.twitter.com/cQlpNkrn6j— sarah zedig! 🍉🐐 (@hmsnofun) October 6, 2022
This Airbnb features the rare indoor charcoal grill. pic.twitter.com/kX9kfWnfZ1— Alex Weinberg (@_alexweinberg) October 8, 2022
LRT: Do you think Vader and Boba Fett made small talk while they waited around for Lando to bring Han and the gang?— Ⓜ️ichael Darling (@FutureHasbeen) September 27, 2022
"He ran the ... publication entitled Wankard Pooser's Bumblebee – The Paper With A String, which ceased publication in 1958"
Happy birthday to the best name in the history of U.S. politics pic.twitter.com/iI1h6Sd8un— District Sentinel (@TheDCSentinel) September 27, 2022
People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”— Dan Mahboubian Rosen (@thedanrosen) September 27, 2022
Look, spare me the lecture: it's *hilarious* that Dante constructs this world-historical epic narrative of his journey through the underworld--a place containing literally every dead person--and he just keeps running into other 14th-c Italians that he hates— Brandon Turner (@bparsonst) September 27, 2022
This week. I hit my lowest culinary point after a couple of cans.— John McCarthy (@JohnGeeMcCarthy) October 8, 2022
In Glasgow, there's a pizza vending machine, in the wall of an abandoned shop.
It's a curious thing.
It MUST be bad. But how bad??? Let's find out. pic.twitter.com/O7CqlaUCHA
So. It didn't cook?— John McCarthy (@JohnGeeMcCarthy) October 8, 2022
At. All. *yes they are supposed to.
I almost went back and bought another one? Did I accidentally choose RAW PIZZA in drunken stupor.
Surely. Not. pic.twitter.com/wmI80Y1dVt
Texas A&M had a memorable upset over Alabama last year.— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) October 8, 2022
But not as memorable as the experience one random fan got after finding a VIP pass on the ground 😅 pic.twitter.com/nbD84n2gev
@ninadrama Even the scarecrow was judging 😆🎃👏 W/ @jhanelle.castillo #halloween #pumpkinpatch #pumpkinseason #ninadrama #comedy ♬ original sound - Nina Marie Daniele
@petkingdomtiktok Do you know what he said?😅😅#dog #dogsoftiktok #goldenretriever #funny#funnyvideos #interesting #fyp #foryou #pet #puppy #lol #lmao #memes ♬ CUFF IT - Beyoncé
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