Lizzo has played the Sea Horn pic.twitter.com/9zrtgrqJUZ
— Krakoa Judges 👍👎 (@KrakoaWelcomes) October 1, 2022
lizzo now has full control of the us military
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) September 29, 2022
They're acting like Lizzo playing the flute will resurrect dead slaves for revenge
— Trey (@treydayway) October 1, 2022
Imagine if your printer was also your car. That’s what owning a Tesla is like.
— Scary Whitta (@garywhitta) September 30, 2022
(There's a good novel by Paolo Bacigalupi that starts with this prompt.)A boat has washed on shore near Williams Street. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BOAT. It is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. The information we have is that no one is on board. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BOAT. @MyrtleBeachFire @MyrtleBeachEM @MyrtleBeachGov pic.twitter.com/QLd8bqhHDM
— Myrtle Beach Police (@MBPDSC) September 30, 2022
That’s General AXEL Booty. https://t.co/w9t1Wizwme pic.twitter.com/J0lYhKLDTx
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) October 1, 2022
My dad’s anvil museum definitely falls under this category.https://t.co/HmYutwSEei pic.twitter.com/vNE8PnmpvK
— Karen Puzzles 🧩 (@karenpuzzles) September 24, 2022
[after watching cobra kai] Karate is so important
— lordbeef (@lordbeef) September 26, 2022
Black shirt yellow pants ate the girlies up I’m crying https://t.co/IfuQUbMDuU
— morningstar ✭ (@jupitersembrace) September 25, 2022
I will read every Zack Greinke oral history. One of the most fascinating people I’ve ever been around. https://t.co/bcLkeJDDNB pic.twitter.com/hlxCYsnJpX
— Robert Ford (@raford3) September 26, 2022
@ng.83p #MessFreeHero #GenshinTeleport ♬ original sound - it’smeN.G
@the_cw_house That moment when your college gives you the keys to a house in Colonial Williamsburg with no further instructions...#colonialwilliamsburg #dormlife #movein #williamandmary #college #museum #18thcentury ♬ This is a joke right - Jackary
@_these_two_ I got my dog a cat #fyp #dog #cat #dogsoftiktok #catsoftiktok #chocolatelabrador #bengal ♬ original sound - _these_two_
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