guys are like “i’m battling my demons” bro just say ur fantasy team is losing— kate (@kaiteasley) September 27, 2019
The existence of a Bon Jovi implies the existence of a Mal Jovi.— Juul e Laal (@antifatwa) September 27, 2019
Me getting ready to send an extremely mild tweet. https://t.co/dQd16newzx— Elena Bergeron (@ElenaBergeron) September 29, 2019
half the people on this site who love to say "be gay do crimes" fantasize about executing people who write fanfiction wrong— merritt k (@merrittk) September 29, 2019
we are the people who bring WD-40 to the playground pic.twitter.com/7PNmFkyXvH— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) September 29, 2019
Doggggg pic.twitter.com/HaEp9DsRbA— Options Gang Karl 🇺🇸 (@_TheCivilRight) September 29, 2019
if i were defeated in a battle i would simply reveal my true form, that of a giant robot angel— merritt k (@merrittk) September 29, 2019
The old killers are scarier than the new ones. pic.twitter.com/BZbLFVmq7I— katie rosman (@katierosman) September 30, 2019
This name is PEAK Vows. {From today’s real Vows section.} pic.twitter.com/mbfexpCtOB— NYTimes Vows (@NYTvows) September 29, 2019
Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker! pic.twitter.com/SQi5zB0Ooz— Kevin Klauer DO, EJD (@Emergidoc) September 30, 2019
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