I never thought I’d write “no one in my family ate horse paste” in my gratitude journal
— Lindsay Goldwert (@lindsaygoldwert) September 3, 2021
The British press is up in arms that Waitrose lorry drivers now earn enough to shop at Waitrose. pic.twitter.com/OknfqWzuIm
— Ewan Gibbs (@ewangibbs) September 2, 2021
You think anybody ever fell for the plate in the grail room. Old knight guy would just be like rofl who picks the plate pic.twitter.com/GAFAGEv5Xt
— Maryland Man Son (@fearwig) August 9, 2020
*whispers to an avocado*
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 25, 2014
"I'm the good kind of fat, too."
inception really was like: you can dream ANYTHIGN you can dream an office building or a hotel hallway or paris but its on a slope (barcelona) or a second office building
— laura bananas (@freezydorito) August 4, 2020
Floppy disk dispenser. Edinburgh University Library (2011) 📷sarac pic.twitter.com/TVyPutCOYU
— CommodoreBlog (@CommodoreBlog) September 2, 2021
Someone taught a raccoon how to finger paint and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while. pic.twitter.com/tbbKIkk4S4
— Disney+ this dick (@TonySkratchere) July 27, 2020
Happy International Primate Day! 🐒
— Perth Zoo (@PerthZoo) September 1, 2021
Did you know: We are considered world experts in the breeding and care of White-cheeked Gibbons! pic.twitter.com/DMvakzqmdA
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