this is hazel, she has an outline of herself on her back— Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) September 9, 2019
(hound_with_a_hound_tattoo IG) pic.twitter.com/RQ33Vukw3D
When you watched FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD and saw the Kelpie swimming around with Newt, just know that foley artist Peter Burgis brought that to you by having the time of his life thrashing about in a small pool https://t.co/aavj9NxXai pic.twitter.com/elxbsaGoPI— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) September 11, 2019
I like this a lot. The "stuck on a hard puzzle" theory of Gandalf. https://t.co/94p9pIOHGR— Robert Zacny (@RobZacny) September 11, 2019
my roommate broke up with his girlfriend last night at a fancy restaurant and she started bawling.... everyone thought he proposed to her and started clapping.— peytøn (@peytnhaag) September 10, 2019
instant pot wraps https://t.co/rxyqBKuDtr (link via https://t.co/ivOqNBzUPO) pic.twitter.com/LBQnq0pryC— Steph Davidson (@stephcd) September 11, 2019
APNSA Dennis Rodman's time has finally come.— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) September 10, 2019
I've got no love for John Bolton, but he needs to show up to the White House tomorrow with his mustache shaved and introduce himself to Trump as Mr Notlob— Paid man gets bored (@cjzero) September 10, 2019
— Alanna Rizzo (@alannarizzo) September 11, 2019
I once dated someone who thought Popeyes was pronounced Pope Yes and I think about this almost every day.— Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) September 10, 2019
Ok I actually think this is a very interesting study in human behavior. Pilot said we have two options:— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) September 10, 2019
1. Everyone stay on plane for the hour
2. If *a single person* chooses to get off, we must all get off, suitcases and all
This plane just got real tense 😬
Low energy version of fetch pic.twitter.com/0R2Ij2jDzO— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) September 11, 2019
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