#MooseUpdate: The moose is laying down taking its typical midday college nap. We are still asking everyone to avoid the area so that the moose doesn’t become stressed or panicked. #BestCopsAround #MooseWatch2019 pic.twitter.com/SsSs5p3BE2— University of North Dakota Police (@UNDPoliceDept) September 3, 2019
Have just heard a paleontologist say this, which blew my head off:— Marc Willcox (@MarcWillcox) September 2, 2019
When a T-Rex was alive all Stegosaurus were already fossils. A T-Rex is closer in time to an iPad than to a Stegosaurus.
i can't get over the description of this show that apple just cancelled https://t.co/uwk35JTFFW pic.twitter.com/t54ozCc1HQ— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) September 3, 2019
I’ve been in a meeting all afternoon has anyone had the mace yet— chips for tea (@jaymc82) September 3, 2019
Videostore commercial from the 80s promoting the release of Ghostbusters pic.twitter.com/Nf7jk8Iubm— Eyes On Cinema (@RealEOC) September 2, 2019
“Our Table is ready at The Cheesecake Factory.” pic.twitter.com/kBEzEm6Vdu— The Americana At Brand Memes (@americanamemes) September 1, 2019
Sure! That looks comfy, attractive, and practical pic.twitter.com/4MyJjyyv0M— Michele Banks (@artologica) September 4, 2019
DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin!— Avery Edison (@aedison) March 18, 2018
DORIAN: Can I hide it?
DEVIL: Well, yes, but—
DORIAN: And there are no other consequences?
DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul!
DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
My airport sleep mask came with these very perfect stickers. I need a giant sheet of them for everyday wear. pic.twitter.com/aTUwkUvzRm— Carmen Maria Machado (@carmenmmachado) September 4, 2019
say hello to the Incogmeato burgerhttps://t.co/11DR0iLw0K pic.twitter.com/P4ujfw9yJH— Deena Shanker (@deenashanker) September 4, 2019
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