when I realized the Renner app had been launched and relaunched and descended into anarchy at least once before, in 2017, it was like when the Architect tells Neo this isn’t the first Matrix and he’s not the first Neo https://t.co/yRF3plVqbn— PAPPADEMAS (@PAPPADEMAS) September 4, 2019
That scene in ENDGAME where Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson wrestle to be the one that throws themself off a cliff seems to be happening irl this week— andrew woods (@JimJarmuschHair) September 5, 2019
i tried to take a screenshot of me “pretend” buying $99.99 worth of stars on the jeremy renner app but I used my thumb to take the screenshot and accidentally authorized the payment. I wish this was a joke pic.twitter.com/wvVXVDpMJs— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) September 4, 2019
My nephew started kindergarten last week and has already been elected to some sort of student council and while I don’t really understand what a kindergarten student council is, I’ve made T-shirts and taken out a series of celebratory billboards along the interstate.— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) September 5, 2019
This is more than a few of you pic.twitter.com/BvyQw5AMF3— Dan Kaminsky (@dakami) September 5, 2019
how do lawyers not cry when arguing— tom (@TommSobieski) September 4, 2019
Must read: this piece on July 4th weekend in Washington with the Bikers for Trump. As this Spanish tourist says, America is so much more than I knew. https://t.co/bo5uwBKXcQ pic.twitter.com/ogFggAuCF1— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) September 5, 2019
I’m hoping that English Lit will become a college sport so someone will build me a new $30 million classroom & also so I can start returning student essays with one of those t-shirt cannons.— Ross Daniel Bullen (@BullenRoss) September 4, 2019
Cat sits in this window all day looking at passers by so we made him a name plate pic.twitter.com/ZNhT5TRRyU— Paul Curry (@cr3) August 17, 2019
RT @GY18164253 Fulffy 🤗 pic.twitter.com/Khi2eVXU4B— Swaminathan P (@swami2005) September 5, 2019
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